December 2011
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Just realize that 2012 will be the first year...
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I lost respect for so many people in 2011.
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
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1D GIVEAWAY: →
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Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
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When you're talking to your friend and see someone...
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That moment when you caught yourself thinking of...
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spider: hey
me:
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spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
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Zayn: Hello!
Me: Can I take a picture with you?
Zayn: Sure!
Me: Can you sign this?
Zayn: Sure haha.
Me: can you marry me?
Zayn: Aw, Sure! hahaa.
Me: can you fuck me?
Zayn: what
Me: what
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Listening to music while getting ready to take a...
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